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Another day on the line, Gentle Readers, and I am simultaneously pooped and energized. I came home and napped, woke up at 6, and literally couldn’t figure out if it was 6PM or AM. The sky is getting darker, so let’s go with PM, okay?

They’ve got us Battlestarrers at the Barham gate to Universal now, out where Barham meets Forest Hills Drive. It has turned out to be a fun and active spot — lots more marching and chanting than at our previous location. We’ve had lots of supportive shouts and honkings from passers-by and drivers — thank you! We only had one ugly encounter, with a studio driver in a creepy Halloween mask, who treated us to a prolonged obscene gesture. It was genuinely chilling. But mostly it was a great day — we were joined by writers from Law and Order SVU, from the new comedy Carpoolers, from Bionic Woman, and others, so it was also a wonderful chance for all of us to meet more of our colleagues.

By the way, we may be rotated out of this location at any time — I’ll try to keep you posted on where we are, Gentle Readers.

I’ve received some questions about what you can do to help us if you live too far away or are otherwise unable to come physically to our sides. Gentle Reader Mike asks, “Do we stop watching the shows? What about the reruns?” Well, I could be wrong but I don’t think there’s much to be gained through wielding your viewing power at the present moment. Watch whatever you wish. But, if you want to, you might want to watch it while composing a letter in support of the writers to the editor of the Los Angeles Times or any of the New York newspapers. Or while posting a writer-positive comment on any of the web sites that are taking on this issue — Nikki Finke’s column in the LA Weekly, for example. You can also take it upon yourself to educate your friends and family, who may not be getting the full story on what the issues are. If you read this blog, you’re probably interested in television writing as a career. I want it still to be a sustainable career when you get here!

Speaking of breaking in, I want to direct your attention back to Chad Gervich’s blog, in which he specifically addresses Gentle Reader Betsy, who wrote to me with a question I couldn’t answer. His response is loaded with useful tidbits about breaking into the business and I encourage you all to check it out!

I think I have more faith than Chad does in the power of doing well in script competitions. Especially if you count the ABC/Disney and Warner Brothers Fellowships as competitions, I think they can help you get that proverbial foot in that metaphorical door. But don’t let that be your only angle of attack — Chad provides others. This job is volatile, sometimes short-lived, and for most writers not as lucrative as you might hope, but it’s still the very best job in the world, and I want to see as many of you as possible getting your WGA cards in the near future!

Lunch: a sandwich and some of that wonderful cheesy garlic bread at The Smokehouse. (We also saw John Stamos and Maura Tierney there, who assured us that the cast of ER would be hitting the line to walk with their writers!)

UPDATE: I am being told that our team might be reassigned to a different and even more remote gate. If you’re looking for me and cannot find me, then please, support any writers you do find. Hold a sign, stay and chat… it will be appreciated!

I am freshly returned from the picket line. They have put our “team” of Battlestar writers at a secondary, but strategically important Universal side gate, primarily an entrance to the theme park but also used by productions. Even there, hidden and isolated, I was delighted to be joined by a number of fans and gentle blog readers who found me and then carried signs and endured my foot-sore company for the duration! Thank you! And, as for the rest of you, I would love to meet more of you during future mornings.

And, get this — pizzas were delivered to me and to the other strikers down by the main gate by the generous readers of Whedonesque.com! Whoo! Pizza! Thank you, my people! You’re making this bad sitch a lot more comfortable.

And today’s writing advice? Today I offer you this link to “Scriptnotes,” Writers Digest’s new blog “about the craft and business of writing for film, television, and digital media.” It’s offered by friend-of-the-blog Chad Gervich, and it looks as if it’s going to address a lot of the questions that I avoid about aspects of the job that extend beyond the margins of the page.

For example, Betsy in Los Angeles, who wrote to ask about seeking out production companies versus agents as a way into the business? Well, you might want to direct that question to Chad. I concentrate on helping you perfect that script. Chad is better equipped than I am to advise you beyond that point. I think it’s going to be a great resource. Enjoy!

Lunch: pizza with anchovies, delivered specially for me to the picket line. Beautiful! Thank you!

Well, Gentle Readers, today finds me digging around for my sunscreen and comfy shoes, because apparently I’m going to be walkin’ tomorrow. I haven’t talked about the strike yet here, because I really do want this site to be about the scripts, all the time. But if you’re curious, and want to hear more about the issues from people who are more articulate on the subject than I am, I invite you to check out UnitedHollywood.com. And if any of you are in Los Angeles, and want to show support, or just learn more about the issues, please come out and join us. I personally intend to be at (well, just outside of) Universal Studios tomorrow from nine to one, along with other writers from Battlestar, Eureka, CSI and Desperate Housewives — drop by and say “hi.” Or drive by and honk.

Now, of course, I can’t write during the strike (other than this beloved blog), but you guys can certainly keep working on those spec scripts, so let’s see what I can do to help:

I attended an interesting event this week, in which spec writers got to hear actual actors reading their spec pilots. It was very enlightening to hear the words read out loud, and read well. I’ve mentioned before that I think this is a mistake if you’ve written a spec episode of a show that already exists, because it’s so crucial not to have another voice interfering with your inner echo of the actual actor. But for a spec pilot, there’s no reason not to do this, provided you have access to some readers who can do a credible acting job. In fact, I highly recommend it.

One thing you’ll immediately notice is when a line is too long, which is often. You’ll be crossing words out like crazy. You’ll also notice whole pieces of scenes that can be trimmed away. When you read silently to yourself, your eyes tend to speed up over bits that you know well or that bore you or concern you, but hearing it read aloud forces your attention to those parts and makes you address the problems there — often with a big red X through the whole page.

You’ll also notice awkward bits of phrasing, ambiguous lines and logical jumps that can confuse the audience. If your script is funny, you’ll be able to gauge if the laughs fall where you anticipated them.

Give it a try, and don’t forget to ask your performers what they thought. Actors are often the ones who catch inconsistencies in a script, since they are the ones most invested in following the logical progression of the characters. And, of course, get opinions from other writers. Because writers support each other.

See you on the line.

Lunch: beef shabu shabu with lots of those tiny clear noodles

In a remarkable display of something… Efficiency? Coincidence? Necessity?… two of you have sent in the same question. Adam in West Hollywood says:

… here I am, sketching out ideas for original pilots, and I can’t shake the nagging question of whether or not they’d stand out. […] [S]hould I be writing a pilot that’s more shocking instead of more touching or quirky or filled with those emotional character moments?

While, across town, Megan in Los Angeles chimes in:

… my question is whether a family-friendly emotional pilot with a small hook has any chance of competing against a high-concept pilot. (ie. “30 year old former child star moves back to hometown to live with her sister” vs. “girls’ volleyball team discovers locker room is a time portal!”)

Both gentle readers want to write the less “shocking” spec pilots, but are worried about whether that’s the right choice. Well, I hate to disappoint, but I certainly think a strong, unusual, surprising hook helps. I mean, admit it, Gentle Readers, didn’t you perk up when you thought about that volleyball team and their time portal? If both scripts were in front of you, which one would you be tempted to peek at? They’re a volleyball team! With a time portal!

Remember, just because you pick a more out-there premise, it doesn’t mean you have to lose all the great subtle character stuff that you would do in your more standard story. I certainly would like to think that the team captain, traveling back in time to witness her parents’ first meeting, would have a lovely emotional reaction to it. Adam is, I think, setting up a false choice when he contrasts “shocking” with “touching”. Buffy the Vampire Slayer would’ve made a great spec pilot if it hadn’t already been a movie. The concept – even the title – is manifestly startling, but the writing is subtle and emotional. And touching.

What you don’t need, and this may actually be what Adam is referring to when he says “shocking,” is to load your story with turns that are surprising because they lack motivation or are extra violent or prurient for no other reason than to get a visceral reaction. That’s never a good idea. But coming up with a new and intriguing story hook that makes people curious… that’s never a bad idea.

Lunch: believe it or not, that heirloom tomato salad again. But I think this’ll be the last time for a while.

Gentle Reader Sean in New York writes in with some new information about the Warner Brothers’ Workshop. This is fascinating. Sean tells us that in his rejection letter…

… they informed me that I was among the top 5% of the entries submitted […] so I was invited to a special seminar for the top 5% to discuss how to make our specs better.

Really? That’s incredibly cool! If any of you others out there also find yourself in this category, you have my congratulations. This is a big deal.

Sean has concerns about the cost of a mid-week trip across country for this. Oh, man, Sean, if there’s any way you can swing this, you should do it. This isn’t just some kind of consolation prize, this sounds to me more like a genuine boost over Hollywood’s towering threshold. You won’t just be getting inside advice that you could get from any schmo like me. You’ll be getting inside advice from the actual people deciding who gets into the program!! I know nothing for sure, but I’d certainly suspect that the scripts of the previous year’s seminar participants are read with extra interest.

And, by the way, Sean tells us that the script that earned him this attention was a spec Heroes. Take note of that — I wouldn’t have thought Heroes was an especially specable show, but Sean apparently knocked it at least 95% of the way out of the park.

So everyone get to work. Next year I expect to hear that everyone finished in that top 5%! You know you can do it!

Lunch: pad thai with lots of tiny lime wedges

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